Friday, September 11, 2009

Search Term WTF

At this point, I'm used to seeing various combination of "vagina", "penis", "marbles", "lost", "in", and "recover" when I check Google Analytics, the follow is new and full of WTF:

"if someone has been masturbating before for the past six years and he stop it. is it possible for the person to recover all the lost sperms"


Does anyone else wish to answer this reader's question with something more articulate than "WTF?!?!?!"?

4 comments:

Samia said...

I'm still stuck on the terms "vagina" and "penis."

I get some weird stuff too. People really like their pictures of nude Indian models. Oh, and bukkake. That, too.

Learn Hexadecimal said...

...have you, in fact, ever been visited by someone whose search string inquired about recovering marbles lost in their penis?

Actually, on second thought, I don't want to know.

PS: Dear clueless reader: yes, you can. You just need to sacrifice a chicken or two. It's really quite simple.

LostMarbles said...

Samia,

Yeah, creepy search terms are creepy and so are a lot of people with internet connections.

Hex,

I'm pretty sure you already know the answer to that. All I'll say is that the world is puzzling place and people find new creative forms of sounding.

DuWayne Brayton said...

Hmmm, Depends how often you do the wash...

And for the record, having "fucking shit eating bastards" as one of your tags on blogger, encourages some very interesting search strings...